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“On the first day of Christmas, new farts surrounded me…”

Santa and his trusty reindeer are off to deliver special gifts to hopeful children. When he returns, the North Pole’s twelve days of Christmas festivities will begin. Mrs. Claus can’t wait to celebrate. But first, she gets a head start on planning for next year! Mrs. Clause experiences the joyous sounds, sweet smells, and good cheer of the season…but not in the way one might think.

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Hardback: 32 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1958741030
Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.25 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 11.5 ounces